What I Do For Fun

I’m a comedian.

I don’t make jokes about the Bible.

I’m not the most popular person on the planet.

I can’t stand the word “nigga.”

I don’t even own a Bible.

The last thing I need is another Bible.

That would be a lot of trouble.

So I use it as a prop for a laugh, to have fun with myself.

I have a lot to do in the morning.

I get up early to do my morning workout, then I have my lunch, then work until 10:30, then go home and watch television.

Then I go out to lunch, get a burger, have dinner, then do my work until 11.

Then I go back to my car, get my car keys, and go to sleep.

Then it’s back to work.

I’m in this weird little situation where I have no job, I have nowhere to go, and the only way I can make ends meet is to make jokes and do stand-up comedy, which is very, very hard.

The only reason I get paid is because my friends tell me I’m good at it.

I’ve been doing stand-ups since I was 12.

I got my first big break as a stand-in for a standup show when I was 14 years old.

I was just going to a friend’s birthday party, and I thought, Wow, I can really do this!

I’d done a few stand-Up shows and this was a different show.

I did about 15 minutes and then went home and I was like, What is this?

And I was a total mess.

But then I did it again and I did more and I became a better stand-alone comic, because it takes a long time to get to this point.

It takes a lot more work to get there.

The thing that’s always stood out to me is how much effort it takes to be funny.

It’s hard to be a funny person when you have no income.

I think it’s also a lot harder to be an actual comedian when you don’t have a job.

I would hate to be that person, because I’d hate to have to work to pay my bills and my rent.

But that’s how it is.

I just do what I can to make ends met.

I’ve been in this thing where I’ve become a little more of a recluse.

I haven’t done anything with the word, “nigger.”

I think if I used that word in a bad way, I would have been called a racist.

I used to think that I was good at everything.

I used to have an idea about how to get an education.

I thought I was smart.

I didn’t really think I was very intelligent.

I always thought that if I just did what everybody else was doing and didn’t get too caught up in it, I could get ahead.

But I was wrong.

I learned that if you get too wrapped up in your career, you can’t get ahead because the world is changing.

I feel like I got a little too wrapped.

I guess my problem is that I’m in the position where I can just go out and have fun and be funny, but I’m also trying to keep up with the world and get better at something else, and it’s not working.

I don’s a comedian because I want to be good at something.

I want my job to be fun, to be my calling, and to make money.

And I want people to think I’m doing something worthwhile.

I wanted to be famous so I could have more opportunities.

I still want to have that.

I guess the biggest thing I try to do is try to make people laugh.

I try not to put on too much weight.

I know that when I’m walking down the street, it’s a little bit easier to get laughed at, but when I get in a restaurant, it can be hard.

I had a restaurant job once, and there was a waiter who was really good at his job.

We were having dinner at this really nice place and this waiter came in and said, Hey, you know, it doesn’t matter, it was a really good dinner.

It wasn’t a really great dinner.

But we were having the best dinner of our lives.

I felt really good about it.

He was right.

And it didn’t feel that bad.

When I do comedy, I try very hard to stay away from that.

I find that the best stand-uppers are people who are just not interested in doing the wrong thing.

They’re not into doing it because it’s the right thing.